[Intro: Chris Brown]
Lil Dicky, ooh
Mustard on the beat, ho

[Verse 1: Chris Brown]
I woke up Chris Breezy,
oh my god I'm the man (oh shit)
I'm so fly and I can dance
(whoa, whoa shit)
There's tattoos on my neck
(oh, oh)
I just FaceTimed Kanye
(blip, blip)
I told him I'm his biggest fan,
yeah (yeah)
Got all these hoes in my DM
(yeah, I do)
Holy shit, I got a kid (oh)
Ohh, I can sing so well
Wonder if I can say
the n-word (wait for real?)
Wait, can I really
say the n-word?
What up, my nigga? (woo)
What up, my nigga?
Big ups, my nigga,
we up, my nigga
You pussy ass nigga, man,
fuck y'all niggas
'Cause I'm that nigga,
nigga, nigga, nigga
I'm that nigga

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's
body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to
turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that
it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I drive his Ferrari and
I'm light-skinned black

[Verse 2: Lil Dicky]
(Ring ring) What the fuck?
I woke up and
I'm Lil Dicky (Lil Dicky?)
Ugh, what the fuck?
This shit is real weak
How his dick staying perched
up on his balls like that?
Walking down the street and
ain't nobody know
my name (whoa)
Ain't no paparazzi flashing
pictures, this is great (whoa)
Ain't nobody judging 'cause
I'm black or
my controversial past
I'ma go and see a movie
and relax (woo)
Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can
finally wear blue (cool)
Why his momma calling
all the time?
Leave me the fuck alone,
bitch
Wait, if I'm in Dicky's body,
Breezy is who?
Hope my daughter's in school
Fuck, if I was Chris Brown,
where would I be?
What would I do?

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's
body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to
turn this bitch sideways
(Oh yeah, oh yeah)
I can't believe that
it's Freaky Friday
Yeah, it's Freaky Friday
I'm in Chris Brown's body
I look at my soft dick
with delight, it's my dream dick

[Verse 3: Lil Dicky &
Chris Brown]
If I was Lil Dicky in my body,
where would I be?
I'm tryna to find myself like
an introspective monk
I'm balling on the court,
oh my god I can dunk
Snap a flick of my junk
My dick is trending
on Twitter? Fuck
Now I'm at the club,
I talked my way into getting in
I look up in the VIP,
my goodness there I am
I signal to him to let me
in but he won't let me in
I don't know who that is
Wait, who the fuck
he think he is?
Took a glass bottle, shatter
it on the bouncer's head (woo)
Walked up to
that motherfucker
Wait, think it through for a sec
If you hurting me then
you only hurting yourself
But wait, I love myself
That was the key,
now we're switching back

[Chorus: Chris Brown]
I woke up in Chris Brown's
body (oh yeah)
Somehow this shit turned
into Freaky Friday
But we got no choice but to
turn this bitch sideways
(I can't believe)
I can't believe that
it's Freaky Friday

[Outro]
Lil Dicky: Wait, what the fuck?
Ed Sheeran: And now
I'm in Ed Sheeran's body
It's way less cool than being
Chris Brown was
Lil Dicky: What the fuck again?
DJ Khaled: I'm DJ Khaled
Why am I yelling?
Kendall Jenner: Huh,
I'm Kendall Jenner
I got a vagina, I'm gonna explore
that right now (woo, woo)
Holy shit, I got a vagina
(uh), I'm gonna learn
I'm gonna understand the inner
workings of a woman