It`s not easy having yourself a good time
Greasing up those bets and betters
Watching out they don`t four-letters
Fuck and kiss you both at the same time
Smells like something I`ve forgotten
Curled up died and now it`s rotton

I`m not a ganster tonight
Don`t want to be a bad guy
I`m just a loner, baby
And now you`ve gotten in my way

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I can`t decide
Whether you should live or die
Oh, you`ll prob`ly go to heaven
Please don`t hang your head and cry
No wonder why
My heart feels dead inside
It`s cold and hard and petrified
Lock the doors and close the blinds
We`re going for a ride

It`s a bitch convincing people to like you
If I stop now call me a quitter
If lies were cats you`d be litter
Please everyone isn`t like you
Dancing jigs until I`m crippled
Slug ten drinks I won`t get pickled

I`ve got to hand it to you
You`ve played by all the same rules
It`s takes the truth to fool me
And now you`ve made me angry

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Oh, I could throw you in a lake
Or feed you poisoned birthday cake
I won`t deny I`m gonna miss you when you`re gone
Oh, I could bury you alive
But you might crawl out with a knife
And kill me when I`m sleeping
That`s why

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