Whoa!

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world
Whacking it to late night cinemax
Welcome to my world!

Jagermeister and Captain Crunch
Nicotine and the Brady Bunch
I'm building a boat out of pudding cups
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world!

Non-stop no-girl action without you

This old shirt is starting to stink
I don't give a damn what people think
I can take a leak in the kitchen sink
Welcome to my world!

No you needn't shed a tear
'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer
And I've got Mr. Belvedere
Welcome to my world
Welcome to my world!

Non-stop no-girl action without you, yeah

Don't want to be here
Don't want to be here tonight
Can't stand another
Episode of Cheers tonight
I hate that Woody
I hate Diane
Frasier and Norm and that
Dumbass mailman!

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Welcome to My World
Nerf Herder